Police Dude: Where is the fire at?
Meh: Um.. I'm not sure, officer, it's going down that road.
Police Dude: Which road?
Meh: That road that goes WHOOOOOSH! And the-then Ninerninerniner! And SCREEEEECH!
Police Dude: Okay.... Can you tell us any land marks around that road?
Meh: Yea. There's a dead dude on that side, and Elmo is on the other. That Help?

bluh bluh. crappy joke.