[1.state your name
[Bob]
2.What are you wearing?
[My bathrobe and an old T-shirt]
3.what color are your socks?
[White]
4.the earth is gonna smash into the sun.what do you do?
[I don't care, I'm in my happy shed.]
5.thats just dumb. you'de die before that.revise your answer?
[god! i already told you! read my last answer tard!]
6.hmm...i feel like pizza...
[They don't feed me where I am.]
7.have you ever had raw fish?
[Yum.]
8.are zebras black with white stripes or opposite?
[No. Zebras are painted horsies.]
10.what happened to #9?
[I was so hungry that I ate him]
11.if you could have 1 thing right now what would it be?
[A portal to the Goblin realm.]
12.thats uninventive...what monopoly piece would you be?
[I'm the dog]
13.no youre always the battle ship.or the shoe.pick 1.
[b***h please, I'm the dog.!]
14.the what?
[THE ******** DOG!!!]
15.i live in a treehouse.do you live in a cake?
[No, I am in my happy shed.]
16.why isnt southern ireland part of th UK?
[because the earth crashed into the sun...duh!]
17.what is your favorite cuntry anyway?
[Haha. You said c**t.]
18.if you could meet 1 person in history using a time machine who would it be?
[an existant person? Damn! Edgar Allen poe.]
19.you have recently found out walmart plans to take over the world,what do you do?
[Eliminate the competition.]
20.the antichrist has taken over walmart's stocks so he now rules the world.what do you do?
[blackmail him into giving me total control of the world]
21.can you believe that Robert?
[No. He can't.]
22.if you could eliminate 1 species what would it be?
[Men.]
23.favorite smell?
[Rain.]
24.favorite number?
[is that a rhetorical question?]
25.do you like this question?
[Yeah this one hot question.]
26.a bag contaning a million dollars appears on your lap.what do you do with it?
[I would purchase the Tokyo stockmarket.]
27.favorite color?
[64.]
28.what flavor is your shampoo?
[Um...flowery.]
29.can shampoo have a flavor?
[Yes.]
30.this is question thirty.have you ever had a pet fish?
[yeh but my fishy died]
31.i dont like fish.theyre boring.favorite animal?
[I LIKE KITTYCATS AND BUNNY RABBITS!]
32.been to a concert?not a lame one.a real one.
[HELL YES!]
33.what are your favorite bands?
[waaaaaaaaay too many to count]
34.which lead of a band would you date?
[Gerard Way...]
35.what would you call your band?
[Bite sized psychpaths.]
36.thats a perfectly mediocre name.do you like classical?
[classical is cool.]
37.favorite letter?
[Y?]
38.last movie you saw?
["Spirited Away".]
39.favorite movie?
["Nightmare before Christmas"]
40.why do they have nachos in theatres?do they thing you will munch on them during a movie or what?
[i like nachos.]
41.Harry Poter's scar finally fades after 17 years.what happens to the wizard world?
[Ashes to ashes, they all fall down.]
42.speaking of Harry Potter, what happens to U-don't-know-who?
[He turns into a cupcake!]
43.why did rupert grint buy an ice cream truck?
[Because the chicken crossed the road.]
44.E-Z clone oven jingle?
[WTF?!?]
45.favorite jingle?
[I like chicken, i like liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver...]
46.dont u just hate chain messages?
[Yup.]
47.name 2 things ur goung to do today.
[sleep and die.]
48.favorite board game?
[Chess!]
49.what year was the civil war?
[1862.]
50.this is the last question.this quiz was hidiously annoying.youre going to send this to your friends and ppl who arent your friends but u have their e-mail for some reason rite?
[Well that wasted my time.thanks alot whoever-you-are...]
 MisS -PaRaNOiD- PiXiE · Mon Mar 23, 2009 @ 02:02am · 0 Comments |
