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Why are you depressed.

*shrugs* Just was at the time.

Tell me a joke anyways. >w>

*raises hand* Ok so a guy walks into a bar and sits down in a chair.

(let it beh known that the bar is 3 stories high from the ground)

Now the guy next to him finishes his drink gets up and jumps out the window. 5 minutes later, that same guy comes back and sits down.

The first guy, seeing that looks at the man in shock and asks how he did that. So the guy replies "simple just finish your drink count to 3 and jump out and you'll magically be ok"

So the guy decides to try it, so he counts to 3 jumps out and dies.

The bartender sees this and tells the guy: "You know what? You can be a real a** when your drunk Superman." x3