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Twister Cows
[[from twister with the main character, his x-wife and his fiancee.]]
 *cow flies by the front of the truck all three [two women and a man] watch as it goes by*
"cow..." said the woman in the passanger seat.
"oh my god lillian i got to go! i mean cause we got cows!" said the woman in the back
*a cow goes flying back the other direction in front of the truck all watch as it goes by*
"another cow..." says the woman in the passangers seat.
*woman in back stares at the window*
"acually it think that was the same cow...." said the man in the drivers seat
NCIS
[[from the tv show, with McGee and Abby]]
McGee: "waa...." he looks at Abby with a 'why?!' face
Abby: "what? I promised you I would not stain it."
McGee: he looks at her like he don't know what to say next
Abby: "well put you arm like this" she puts her hand on her elbow joint area.
McGee: does what she did, "Oh yeah, now i really feel normal" he said as she walked around him.
Independence Day
[[from the movie independence day (awsome movie)]]
[[Us firing at alien ship]]
“You’re out of time you got to disable it now!”
“I’m in range, locking on, I’ve got tone” said the president, “Eagle one fox two,”
Misses’ target
“That is a negative impact MI that is a negative impact.”
“I’m out of missiles...”
“Eagle two…”
“I’m on it!”
Ka-boom, plane destroyed
“Uh… …Jesus”
“Sir, all missiles have been fired”
“You’re out of time! Get your a** out of there”
“We’re not done yet!”
“Get as far away as you can!”
“Doesn’t anyone have any missiles left?”
“Sorry I’m Late Mr. President!”
a jet comes out of some smoke and goes over the president’s jet.
“Kinda got hung up back there!”
“Pilot you armed?”
“Armed and ready sir! I am packing!”
“Who is that guy?” says one of the air control men.
“Put him on speaker”
“Sir identify yourself”
“It’s me Russell K sir. I told you I wouldn’t let you down! Keep those guys off me for a few more seconds will ya?”
“Okay Echo Niner, Echo Seven, I want you to take flanking positions I want you to look after this guy okay?”
“Okay boys, let’s give Mr. K some cover." "Gentlemen let’s plow the road!”
The three jets begin to shoot away smaller space ships that are in the way.
“We’ll throw them off and it’ll be all yours.”
flies missing some alien ships.
“Ha-ha… Woo! Look out! Coming through!” “I’ve got tone, Eagle twenty fox two.”
Doesn’t fire
“Eagle twenty fox two!” “It’s jammed it won’t fire.”
“Damn it!”
“Do me a favor; tell my children I love them very much.” “All right you alien a**-holes from the words of my generation... ...UP YOURS!!"
Man takes the jet and goes up to the primary weapon as the space ship starts to fire at Area 51.
“Dad! What’s he doing?!”
“Come on baby, come on baby come on!”
A blue light goes out of the weapon
“Good luck buddy.”
Man laughs “hello boys! I’m back!!!” He says as he goes into the blue light and it fires blowing up the weapon and the ship.
“He did it the son of a B***h did it!”
“Yeah!!!”
“Yeah! Alright!”
[[ two men on mother ship]]
Shoots a missile at the room where main alien is at ship shakes.
“We’re loose! Can you get us out of here in thirty seconds?”
“I ain’t heard no fat lady!”
“Forget about the fat lady! You’re obsessed over the fat lady!” “drive us out of here!”
Ship is released and then fly away fast with others following them, and being shot at.
“Oh-woo… they’re chasing us!”
“Oh really? You think!”
Continues being shot at, while navigating out, gets hit
“Oh my we took a hit...”
“We not hit! We not hit! Quit back seat driving me!”
“Left… Left, Tunnel, exit, left!”
“Where the hell do you think I’m going?”
“Okay, we’re…. we’re ah…”
Continues dodging,
“Arrrua!”
Door to outside begins to close.
“Oh god their closing up on us! Is that closing?”
“Shut up, shut up, shut up!”
“Must go faster, must go faster, must go faster” “go, go, go goo!”
“RAAAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO…...!”
Alien ships crash into wall.
“Oh! Elvis has left the building!”
“Oh, thank you very much” (in Elvis tone) “oh…. I love you man…I love you…” (in relieved tone)
Alien ship blows up and waves catches up to them
Transformers
[[what's left of the military of an army base and at another place where are being attacked but a scopian robot]]
"I don't have a fricken credit card!"
"sir the attatude won't make a difference, i will ask you to speak clearly into the phone"
man travels throught blasting to get to another man
"do you have a credit card?!"
"yeah! in my pocket"
the man moves up to his ear
"which pocket!"
"my back pocket!"
man goes over to him and pats the pockets
"which back pocket you got like ten!"
"left cheek! left cheek!"
man grabs credit card and continues.
[[boy girl and robots in back yard]]
dog (chuahua) pees on robot
"Mojo, Mojo no! not on the robot!"
robot kicks dog, boy picks him up,
"whoa. whoa put the guns away put them away."
"you have a rodent infestation, shall i treminate?"
begins to holds guns
"whoa wait this is my chuahua, he my pet."
"he laid lubercans all over my foot!"
"oh he peed on you?" "bad mojo bad!"
"bad mojo"
 Zakuro_Darkfox · Mon Apr 13, 2009 @ 12:44am · 0 Comments |
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