Heres a list for gena of all the things that death note has taught me:
-When faced with a Shinigami, prepare a handful of apples-
-Death gods only eat apples-
-Crazy people are either Jesus or Judas. Depends-
-If you think your new BFF and his girlfriend could be serial killers, they probably are. Just kill them now: It will spare you the trouble later on, and maybe even your life-
-Don't get a MySpace! [or Light will find out all that bad stuff you have been doing...]-
-If you work your brain it does not matter how much you eat; you will never get fat!-
-Always use an alias/nickname. Maybe some random letter from the alphabet-
-Never reveal your real name unless you really trust someone. even then, you might want to re-think that nickname-
-Never pick up something if you do not know what it is-
-Being a genius can make you miss a whole year of school!-
-Always sit in the fetal position, lest your reasoning ability decreases by 40%-
-Strange and wonderful things happen when you eat potato chips-
-If you say "sakujo/delete/eliminate" while writing someone's name, your pen can radiate badass blue and red laser beams-
-Do not judge a book by its cover-
-Never accuse of someone of doing/being something wrong until proven so-
-If you really think he/she is a mass murderer; arrest them immediately!-
-Save up money to buy a lil' TV set and stuff it in your favorite brand of chips-
-Do not become a genius who can solve any case in the world. Chances are you will be murdered before reaching adulthood-
-Sweets do not make you fat-
-Always have an extra Death Note handy-
-Never, and I really do mean never, let anyone near your notebook-
-You can pull off being on the investigation team that is after you-
-Blonde, goth girls are really immature-
-Faking your own death is fun!-
-Boys like sweets more then girls do-
-You are never too young to play with toys-
 RoiMustangu · Thu Apr 16, 2009 @ 12:12am · 1 Comments |
