There was this one time some dude i know ate a candy, well not fully eaten.... BUT scream n e ways he didn't like it... so one of his friend's asked '' what flavor is it...? '' he responded.... '' Green Apple! '' but since it was in his mouth most of us thought he said.... '' Sweet A**hole! '' So we started to crack up... and so i ask '' how do u know how THAT tastes like?? '' So he says '' well... it's slimy... Juicey AND COCONUT MILK! '' So i burst out laughing because he had no clue what he said... so yeah ( thats was a TRUE story )
I was on the phone with my friend and txting my other friend so i tell the one i was TALKING ( not txting ) to ~~ let's call him Mr. Person ~~ says randomly '' tell your friend that pancakes r cool '' so i txt my friend .... p-a-n-c-a-k-e-s a-r-e c-o-o-l s-a-y-s m-y f-r-i-e-n-d M-r-. P-e-r-s-o-n.....
So then my cell rings wen i get a message back....
the song was the halo 3 theme okay so.... xp she txts back '' NU - UH WAFFLES R BTR scream evil '' so i tell Mr. Person ( oh lets call the other person Miss Icecream ) '' She says waffles r btr '' so i put em both on the phone .... u kno wat this will b btr
Mr. Person: PANCAKES R BTR
Miss IceCream: GAH U LIAR WAFFLES R GOOD
Yumie ( me ): Can't we jst say bacon goes good in big breakfast's??
Mr. Person: MISS ICE CREAM Y DUN WE POUR SYRUP ON EACH OTHER N C WHO'S BTR???
Miss Icecream: EWWWW SICKO
Mr.Person: fine i'll do it with Yumie!
Yumie (me): o-o okay i guess
Miss Icecream: YUMIE?! Y?! R U SICK??
Yumie (me): wat's so sick about dressing up as a waffle n pancakes n have some syrup on u?
Miss Icecream: .....
Mr. Person: hehee....
Miss Icecream: no...Yumie.....u r so slow .... he means to get a thin shirt n underwear n pour urself in syrup....
Yumie (me): eek uhhh nvm Mr.Person
Miss Icecream: HAHAHA rofl UR SO SLOW!!
( true story )
okay i can't type no mores bc it's 11pm n my mom is getting the belt to threaten me ( lol jk ) but i gtg ill try typing more stories soon!!
DANCE DANCE DANCE! heart
