wahmbulance TWILIGHT IS A CONSPIRACY!!!!! wahmbulance
Half of you are going to say I'm an idiot for just realizing this, and the other half are going to yell at me for bashing Twilight... yet again... TO THE CONSPIRACY THEORY!!!!
The actual text/scenes of Twilight is actually some sort of hypnotic code/drug/whatever the hell you want that alters the brain's functions and turns you into a drooling fangirl. UNLESS you have and I.Q. of the upper side of average/above average. OR you're a complete idiot. In that case, you're probably stupid enough to like Twilight anyways.
Of course, this only works if you've actually read the book/seen the movie. If you haven't and still think that it's horrible/amazing/however you happen to feel. You're probably an idiot that would turn into a drooling fangirl anyways...
If you're still reading this, you're either really bored or actually concerned. If you're just bored, I really have nothing to help you, but if you're actually concerned about this conspiracy theory, I'm probably laughing at you. You may also be wondering: Is there a cure to this? There is! biggrin
All you need to do is simply read a GOOD vampires series. The problem: As most of you probably know, it's EXTREMELY difficult to find a good vampire series/novel.
A good start would be the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series, the first season of Vampire Knight, and Hellsing. heart
You may be wondering, What's the point of brainwashing a bunch of adolescent girls? What would anyone get achieve from this?
There's one answer to this:
MONEH!!!!! eek
Think! How much money do you think the drooling drones have spent on Twilight merchandise and books and movie tickets and movies and such!?! I have know idea, but I'm sure it's a helluva lot.
So, if you have a friend that used to be awesome, but now is a drooling drone, give them the first few volumes of Hellsing. Otherwise, let the idiots stay busy.
Catnip-Vampire · Mon Apr 27, 2009 @ 11:19pm · 0 Comments |