Bad day yesterday. I was arguing with my parents all the time. It was to a point where I was just sitting on the swing in my backyard, listening to my music and avoiding them. All of a sudden, I heard my dad yelling and swearing. He opened the back door, and my poor beautiful kitty Alexander The Great waddled out and plopped himself in the herb garden, and started grooming himself. My father appeared in the doorway.
"Get that damn cat out of here! The house is full of fleas!" He shouted.
In a fit of humor and quick wit, I told Alexander "Stay out of the house, Alexander, it is full of fleas!"
But no one got it. Or, if they did, no one laughed. stare
I woke up with a sore throat today. Prolly strep throat if it's my luck. Sarah had it last week and missed four days of school. However, unlike her, I lack a 4.0 GPA, and cannot afford doing that. The teachers hate me, methinks. They hide my latework so I can't do it. ninja
If I haven't said so already, school is a conspiracy.
I tried to write about it in my opinion column in the school newspaper, but they wouldn't let me. Newspaper nazis. ninja
They wouldn't let me write about plastic surgery, or gun control, either.
On the plus side, I got to write about animal rights. Except, I wasn't allowed to put in a bunch of scary gory facts, so it defeated the purpose.
If you think this is bad, realize that I'm writing the OPINION column, and I have the biggest flexibility.
Land of the free? HAHAHAHAHAHA, not really. scream
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