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I Saw Feleciano Kissing Santa Claus

Ludwig woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one pretty box that looked like a pasta.

Then Ludwig noticed that Feleciano was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Ludwig thought that he would surprise Feleciano. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kiss him on his iridescent neck. That always made Feleciano hot.

Ludwig crept rapidly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its bloby lights, and the presents, heaped up flutterly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Feleciano. Kissing someone.

Ludwig was so angry, he picked up a beer from a table and threw it hurridly on one another.

They both looked around.

"Feleciano, you cool German shepard!" Ludwig yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Ludwig looked and then rubbed his mouth and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Feleciano said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a rainbow kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Ludwig said juantly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be cute."

That seemed reasonable. Ludwig went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a lion stalking his prey on the savannah. He made Ludwig's foot feel all slimy.

"You see?" Feleciano said huskily and Ludwig saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.