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THE CLOWN came to McDonalds!
and i was scared shitless
not cuz it was ronald
cuz i really really really don't like clowns!
there is just something about them that makes me want to just run away screaming!
*shudder*
and ryan gave away the surpirse early (of course not knowing of this insane fear) that he was coming. so that made me freak out before he even got there! thanks karen.
my eyes were watering terribly, my hands shaking.....naseua jumped around in my stomach.....
by the time the damn clown got there i almost had myself settled down...and then.....i saw his creepy a** running across the parking lot!
AHHHHHH!!!!! and i was stuck up front in the "hole" (the place where we give u fat asses ur foodz) and there was just no way of running and hiding in back.....my nightmare
i kept myself under enough control to not run away screaming or getting the nearest sharp object and killing either him or myself. he gave me this creepy little cardboard smile thing.....on a stick....and i almost threw up.
i think if i had any food left im my stomach it would have made its exit right there. omg.....i felt very sick the whole time he was there and as soon as he left...ahh....no more nasuea!
yeh...i hadn't really realized my full extent of fear of clowns until today.....all i have to say is, u didn't have to tell me at all to get back in my hole...cuz i didn't move out of there until i had to. if i could see that clown, i didn't move. but i had to take food out to a pulled order and ronald had his back turned toward outside so i was thinking "i better hurry so i can get past him" like i was on a stealth mission....so i practically ran past him to go outside and i felt a huge relief....but then i had to go back inside....i didn't think that far ahead... s**t!
and by that time he was back facing the counter...in my way really....so there was no way around not seeing him. so i ran past him again this time, while trying to keep the rising bile in my throat down. i barely made it.
but at least i wasn't like jess....poor jess...her phobia of clowns is much worse than mine. she had to go to the back. she hid back there and then ronald went back to go give everyone one of those creepy smileys and she lost it. she was bawling her eyes out. full blown panic attack. she didn't come out at all until he left.