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Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband asked her what's for dinner, she opened her legs and answered, "Why honey, I'm having crabs."


yo mama is so syupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch!


Yo Mama's So Stupid, She Climbed Over A Glass Door To See What Was On The Other Side!!
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Yo mama's so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid she stares at an orange juice carton every morning for an hour cause it says "concentrate"

Yo mama's so stupid she eats her food stamps.

Yo mama's so stupid that she took you into a room and asked you "Who's this Oscar Meyer kid and why do you want his wiener?"

Yo mama so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama's so dumb her friend asked her to go buy a color TV and she asked "What color?"

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

Yo mama's so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

Yo mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry

Yo mama's so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid someone said ''if you were locked in a car and you had nothing but a hammer how would you get out" and she said "bust the window".

Yo momma so stupid she took a fish out of the water because she thought it was drowning.

Yo mama's so stupid she went on Jeapordy and lost to George W. Bush.

Yo mama's so stupid she pisses in the sink to save on the gas bill.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!

Yo mama's so stupid she drove all the way to New Mexico with the handbrake on.

Yo mama's so stupid she talked into a mailbox and when the postman came and asked her what she was doing and she said she was sending a voicemail.

Yo mamma so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch!

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!


Yo mama's so fat, last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scales.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me 5 years to get to the other side!
yo mama's so fat, they named her D. Pay-check-O smile
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.

Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change radio stations.

Yo mama's so fat, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her!

Yo' mama's so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each time zone!

Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her

Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat a** out the way first!

Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat she walked into a store wearing high heels and she came out wearing flip flops!!

Yo mama's so fat, Cal Tech had to adjust their sensors so they didn't detect an earthquake every time she got off the couch.

Your mama's so fat she sleeps in the garage and parks the van on her bed.

Yo momma is soooo fat.., she was baptized in seaworld!!

Yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama is so fat, her tumors get lost in the dark, sweaty abyss of her stomach.

Yo mama is so fat, she has more rolls then the Michelin man.

Yo mama is so fat, people need a map just to go around her.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip. (Rodney Dangerfield)

Yo mama's so fat, China keeps shouting for her to "stop stomping around up there."

Yo mama's so fat, her fingers have cottage cheese.

Yo mama's so fat. when she backs up all you hear is beep, beep, beep.

Yo mama so fat, when you slap her leg you can ride the wave.

Yo mamma so fat she has stretch marks on her toes!

Yo mamma so fat she puts mayonaise on her diet pills!

Yo mamma's so fat her feet never get wet when she takes a shower!

Yo mamma's so fat she is the only person I know that can play hide and go seek with her bellybutton!

Yo momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo momma's so fat, the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

Yo momma's so fat when she walked down the beach the whales popped up and started singin "We are family! EVEN THO YA FATTA THEN ME!"

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up .

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the town’s bakery.

Yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.

Yo mama's so fat, even God can't lift her spirits!

Yo mama's so fat, she holds up her stockings with hula-hoops.

Yo mama's so fat, she wore a red sweater and all of the kids pointed at her and said, "Kool-Aid Man!!!!".

Yo mama's so fat, she went outside in a yellow raincoat and people yelled taxi.

Yo mama's so fat, Christopher Columbus claimed her as the new world.

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't pose for pictures, she poses for posters.

Yo mama's so fat that her belt size is the titled the "Equator".

Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the f*** off."

Yo momma so fat she makes a fat boy look like Nicole Richie.

Yo Mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said: TO BE CONTINUED

Yo mama is so fat she went into a restaurant and when she left she was wrongly accused for stealing 5 hams.

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat that when she was in the ocean, Another boat came by and screamed: "SINKING SHIP"

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat that when she was ciunting all of her rolls, she counted 1,000,000

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat her freckles fell of her face!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama so fat when she has sex she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks!

Y mama so fat she fell in Yo mama is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest the judges said sorry no pros. Yo mama so ugly rice crispies won't talk to her.

Yo mama so ugly that when you went to a concert it curled Nick Jonases blood so much it gave him diabetes!

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a sh*t wagon.

Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror she says "he deserves this."

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and the cops gave her a ticket for mooning

Yo' mama's so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said 'sorry no professionals'

Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.

Yo mama's so ugly, you put her in the kennel when you go on vacation.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo mama is so ugly, she was featured on the homepage of UglyFugly.com.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off a s**t wagon.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama so ugly, people would rather see 2 girls and one cup than see her smile.

Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.

Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like you.

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."

Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.

Yo mama is so ugly she makes my eyes bleed.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Yo mama's so ugly, it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym.

Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her a**, then her face, and said "Twins!"

Yo mama's so ugly, all sorts ants, spiders, and worms could cover her face and it would be an improvement.

Yo mama's so ugly, she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step.

Yo mama's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.

Yo mama's so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.

Yo mama's so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.

Yo mama's so ugly, she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she ran through the whole damn forest.

Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mama's so ugly, when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama's so ugly, I can f*ck her in any position and it is still considered doggy style.

Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama's so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail-order.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents.

Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone.