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Bringin' Smexy Back
Inuyasha in a Minute II - Parody
Haha, just pure crack in this episode.

Inuyasha in a Minute - Episode Two


Sango: Oh, Kohaku… how I have missed you so, dear brother!
Kohaku: Who the hell are you?
Sango: I've missed you so much!
Kohaku: Rape, rape! *stab*
Sango: *bleeding* you're just confused, I love you anyway! [Tis' just a flesh wound!]

Miroku: Sango no! Don't die on me!
Sango: I-I can't feel a-anything anymore… Miroku?
Miroku: I'll cover the wound to stop the bleeding!
Sango: Miroku, you pervert! My wound isn't there!
Miroku: So to can still feel...

*slap*

"On the night of the full moon, I shall turn into the feared giant monkey and destroy everything---"

Inuyasha: Hey Naraku, quit watching Dragonball and get out of your freaking baboon suit!
Naraku: You again, Inuyasha? You're only jealous because you don't posses the power the transform into a super Saiyan…
Vegeta: Hey, what the hell!?
Miroku: *appears from darkness* for what you have done to Sango and placed in my hand, you shall perish Naraku!
Shippo: -Clueless as ever- He put what in your hand!?
Inuyasha: Hey you idiot, watch your mouth, this show can only be PG!
Miroku: But this is on Adult Swim.
Shippo: Yeah, and so was Yu Yu Hakusho…
Inuyasha: You little shi---

DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF INUYASHA, WE ARE EXPERIENCING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES---HAVE A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!

Rin: Do you love Sesshomaru-sama? Then give him oodles and oodles of love! *smile* He'll surely return the favor----
Jaken: Hey human! You better not be making commercials with Sesshomaru's permission! I'm under strict orders to make sure you don't do anything you're not supposed to... Sesshomaru-sama, he's the best person in the world...!
Kagura: Despite the fact that he's a cold, heartless b*****d who wouldn't think twice about skewering you?
Jaken: You! You're one to talk, considering that you're practically Naraku's placemat!
Kagura: *Raises fan* that isn't true, you impudent toad!
Naraku: Kagura, where the hell are you? It's time for my bubble bath!
Kagura: *fumes*

ADVERTISMENT # 2


Kagome: SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!
Inuyasha: I'll keep it PG, I swear...
Kagome: When in doubt, just SIT on it!

*BOOM*

BACK TO THE SHOW:


Miroku: I am an honest man, one that seeks for a women and children born... Sango, I promise to love you---only you, if you bear my children…
Sango: *blushing* Miroku... I-I don't know what to say... I suppose---
Random Sexy Girl: Hey, babe... *walks away*
Miroku: *runs after* Hey babe, wanna see my wind tunnel?
Sango: You filthy b*****d!

Sesshomaru: Pathetic monk, such an amateur...
Jaken: Indeed! You know how to pick up people, better than any human, don't you Master?
Rin: Yeah, Sesshomaru-sama! You picked up Jaken, right!?
Sesshomaru: *twitch*






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sidplusnancy
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 @ 09:19am


awesome


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