Funny quotes from Unskippable: Resident Evil 5 (( If it's in quotes, it's from the game they are making fun of. Anything in Italics is what the funny guys are saying. :] ))
Here is the link, but read the quotes first~! xD This video will actually make you LAUGH OUT LOUD.
(http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/unskippable/625-Resident-Evil-5)
The Hummer: The smart choice for counter terrorists.
When it's you against the zombie hoard, Hummer is there.
This new headache medicine has some serious side affects.....
*Lion King Music* The African Savanna, as seen here, is home to one of the largest populations in the world. Including the HumV, one of natures most rugged vehicles.
Hey folks, I'm Barry the goat, welcome to Resident Evil 5.
Safety instability, that's what Resident Evil is all about.
By destination I meant my bed.
"You okay?" O-oh, sorry, just having a plot related flashback to help fill people in between games.
How is he talking without moving his lips~?
Well, hana nii nii to you too, buddy. neutral
Two for one Denny's coupon? wink
'Dood, sup.' 'Totally tappin' that latter.' 'Props.'
'Where'd everybody go?' 'They heard a Resident Evil Game was starting and wanted to get out before the zombies arrived.'
"Do you know ___?" If you hum a few bars, I can give it a shot.
I can bench like 500 pounds. Just... puttin' that out there.
Everyone, welcome to VH1's Spring Break 09!
No no no, I've seen this kinda thing before; he'll be fine.
This guy lost the wet t-s**t contest. His punishment? Deeaath.
Acupuncture did NOT improve that guy's mood.
YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, WHOOOOO!!! SPRING BREAK, SPRING BREAK, SPRING BREAK!!!
'I mentioned how much I can bench right?' 'Not the time!'
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