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lol i'm not a woman trapped in a man's body...
there's an operation or a pill that can fix that.
i would have gotten one of those if i were, in fact, a woman in a man's body.
WHICH.
i am not.
the pill, also,
would cause the following side effects:
coughing, sniffling, sneezing, runny nose, dry mouth, sore throat, lower immunity to illness and disease, heart attack, stroke, shriveling of the tongue, testicular torsion, ovarian cysts, diarrhea and the inability to stop it, a**l seepage, gas with an oily discharge, soreness, tenderness, or swelling of the breasts, higher sensitivity to temperature, spontaneous combustion, electrocution, or drowning, the insatiable urge to punch Tony Romo in the face, falling on inappropriately placed large metal spikes, loss of basic motor functions, such as walking and speaking. Sudden outbursts ma occur, such as flailing the upper extremities when near stupid people, abruptly screaming inappropriate obscenities, dramatically twitching when inside an antiques shop, a constant ringing in the ears, a permanent and loud "OH!" upon taking a step, twinging of the left eyebrow and the inability to control it, sudden outbreaks of genital herpes, even though you may not be infected, small warts on the v****a and nipples, irregular bleeding from the finger tips, itching of the brain, and in most cases, death.
eek