less_than_angelic
Here's an example of how the New Moon movie may go.
Edward: I love you!
Bella:OMG yay!
Edward: I hate you!
Bella: OMG why?
Charlie: Holy crap! You ok?
Bella: *broods*
Jessica: Hey, don't go by those creepy rapist guys!
Bella: STFU, mortal! I hate you for getting pissed at me for putting your life and/or virginity in danger after I abandoned you for a year!
Jessica: lolwut?
Bella: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!
Jacob: Hi. I'm American Indian and my tribe sets stuff on fire because SMeyer read that that's what American Indians do for fun. OMG I must leave you!
Bella: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME AND I'LL NEVER GET OVER MY (FIRST) HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND BECAUSE THAT'S WHO RELATIONSHIPS WORK!
Jacob: I'm back. And I turn into a wolf.
Bella: OMG you're pretty.
Mike: Hi. I'm gonna be nice and try to win you over.
Jacob and Bella: *mocks*
Alice: OMG Edward thinks you're gonna die so he's gonna get the bad guys to kill him by sparkling!
Bella: Let's save him!
Alice: In my stolen Porsche!
Edward: I must step into the sun!
Bella: EDWARD! Don'ts step into the light!
Volturi: lolwut
Jacob: So... about that whole healthy relationship thing you were looking for...
Bella and Cullens: STFU, b***h!
Jacob: But I'm a boy!
Charlie: Edward! You almost had my daughter kill herself!
Bella: STFU, dad! If you loved me, you'd let him eat me!
Charlie: What?
Bella:... Nothing!
SMeyer: Random cameo that's shorter than any of Stephen King's time!
*END CREDITS*
... Yeah, it's gonna kick a**.
Edward: I love you!
Bella:OMG yay!
Edward: I hate you!
Bella: OMG why?
Charlie: Holy crap! You ok?
Bella: *broods*
Jessica: Hey, don't go by those creepy rapist guys!
Bella: STFU, mortal! I hate you for getting pissed at me for putting your life and/or virginity in danger after I abandoned you for a year!
Jessica: lolwut?
Bella: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!
Jacob: Hi. I'm American Indian and my tribe sets stuff on fire because SMeyer read that that's what American Indians do for fun. OMG I must leave you!
Bella: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME AND I'LL NEVER GET OVER MY (FIRST) HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND BECAUSE THAT'S WHO RELATIONSHIPS WORK!
Jacob: I'm back. And I turn into a wolf.
Bella: OMG you're pretty.
Mike: Hi. I'm gonna be nice and try to win you over.
Jacob and Bella: *mocks*
Alice: OMG Edward thinks you're gonna die so he's gonna get the bad guys to kill him by sparkling!
Bella: Let's save him!
Alice: In my stolen Porsche!
Edward: I must step into the sun!
Bella: EDWARD! Don'ts step into the light!
Volturi: lolwut
Jacob: So... about that whole healthy relationship thing you were looking for...
Bella and Cullens: STFU, b***h!
Jacob: But I'm a boy!
Charlie: Edward! You almost had my daughter kill herself!
Bella: STFU, dad! If you loved me, you'd let him eat me!
Charlie: What?
Bella:... Nothing!
SMeyer: Random cameo that's shorter than any of Stephen King's time!
*END CREDITS*
... Yeah, it's gonna kick a**.
