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# Step 1 :
Go buy a turkey

# Step 2 :
Take a drink of whiskey

# Step 3 :
Put turkey in the oven

# Step 4 :
Take another two drinks of whiskey

# Step 5 :
Set the degree at 375 ovens

# Step 6 :
Take three more whiskeys of drink

# Step 7 :
Turn oven the on

# Step 8 :
Take four whisks of drinkey

# Step 9 :
Turk the bastey

# Step 10 :
Whiskey another bottle of get

# Step 11 :
Stick a turkey in the thermometer

# Step 12 :
Glass yourself another pour of whiskey

# Step 13 :
Bake the whiskey for four hours

# Step 14 :
Take the oven out of the turkey

# Step 15 :
Take the oven out of the turkey

# Step 16 :
Floor the turkey up off of the pick

# Step 17 :
Turk the carvey

# Step 18 :
Get yourself another scottle of botch

# Step 19 :
Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

# Step 20 :
Bless the saying, pass and eat out