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PEANUT BUTTER! YOU FIEND! You are so delicious yet you stick to the roof of my mouth! What business have you there? What does my hard pallet have that my tongue does not? Or maybe you do so just to be with that whore, milk. Yes, I know you two are always together. I see now! There' not peanut butter without milk! You disappoint me. You delicious spread, invented by a black man of the name Washington. How dare you... That's it! I see now! You and your white devil bitches. I know you, your type would hump a fridge if it was white, back in the day. Fine then, I love Nutella more, anyway.
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Adventures in [Jalo]'s Head
Come one and all to visit the magically creative place that is [Jalo]'s head. As far as the eye can see, there are fun characters that light up your life in the darkest hours. (Oh yes, there will be Twilight... Parodies)
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![[Ja.Lo.Yo.Lo.Ti.]](https://a1cdn.gaiaonline.com/dress-up/avatar/ava/fd/7e/7b88ee1f177efd.png?t=1709100085_6_11&pl=306; "[Ja.Lo.Yo.Lo.Ti.]")
