The reason is this:
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU? IT'S A GODDAMN CHRISTMAS TREE, NOT A ********' HOLIDAY TREE! DON'T GIVE ME s**t ABOUT BEING OFFENDED BY IT BECAUSE IT'S A ********' TREE! SO SHOVE IT UP YOUR a** AND SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT IT DAMMIT!
Yes, Steiner. I said bad words. But now I feel so much better. Merry Christmas everyone. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED, SHUT THE ******** UP NOW OR FOREVER HAVE CORN IN YOUR a**!
