.. yeah, someone shut me up before I lose my head.
It all started this morning with a simple pat on the butt on ended with people questioning my sexuality. Okay, I should probably explain...
After rehearsal in the auditorium, we had to head back to the band room and Liz and I caught up with Trina... who I, of course, greeted with a slap on the a**. Now, for those of you who don't personally know, she has a really hott buttocks! I mean, it's like, perfect. So slappable, so grabbable, so.. well, I'd better stop rambling on about her butt.
Anyway, I mentioned how her butt is so great because I can get a good handful of it, and she said that you could get a hand full of just about anything (which is completely not true!). So, being the optimistic person that I am, I stated that it would take two of my hands to cover one of her big 'ole boobs... and that came out of my mouth just as met up with our band director at an intersection in the hall.
Witnesses say he just shook his head, but I didn't see, because I rushed ahead, embarassed.
Then there was the lunch incident. Rachelle mentioned something about daring someone to kiss the next guy the say. When she said that, I turned to Suzy with my lips puckered -only, she was sitting closer than I thought- and Mrs. Blanchard walked by.
So that was two teachers... though, Rachelle almost killed me when she said that Mr. Lezak heard me joking about how I was going to give up lesbianism for Advent. She was only kidding (as was I), thank god.
But yeah, it was crazy.
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