Well.... Here I am siting on our sofa thinking and then I go to look for some funny quotes to brighten up my day and i think of some questions if you know the answers please do enlighten me.
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Do stairs go up or down?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Aren't the "good things that come to those who wait" just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Why are 'marbles' called 'marbles' I'm pretty sure that must marbles aren't made of marble.. Are they?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Do stairs go up or down?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Aren't the "good things that come to those who wait" just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Why are 'marbles' called 'marbles' I'm pretty sure that must marbles aren't made of marble.. Are they?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
