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Me:
God? D:
God:
GOD rules. Are you free?
Me:
Yes, but I need your wise help.
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Are you getting paid to ask me that? Have you tried a web search?
Me:
well. Both?
God:
Well what? What are both like?
Me:
I NEED YOUR HELP DMAN IT DGod:
Are you getting paid to ask me that? That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
god.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Yes yes. but. I want to tell you something.
God:
Come on. But what? That was not very original.
Me:
My friend Shane, hes bullying me.
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
I know them very well. Hes my best cyndaquil.
God:
How do you know? Tell me a story. How long has he been your best cyndaquil?
Me:
One time, at band camp, Quil and I we farted on our friend Luna. Hes been my best cyndaquil since forever!
God:
One what? I see. been your best cyndaquil since forever is he?
Me:
Yes he has. Right now though, hes bullyinh me.
God:
I hear you. Has he? I see. bullyinh you is he?
Me:
no no Hes been bullying me.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? I see. been bullying you is he?
Me:
Yes he has. What do I do?
God:
Gee. Has he? You said you do .
Me:
What should I do about it?
God:
Are you asking me for advice?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Me:
How to make Quil stop bullying me.
God:
How much do you think it is?
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
no I dont. Thats why I'm asking you!
God:
Are you serious? Why not? Uh. OK you can ask me.
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Your bugging me.
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
Exactly so answer my question.
God:
I understand. Ugh. Please try asking it another way.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
My friend Quil has been bullying me. What do I do?
Me:

God:
OK with me too.
Me:
I'm leaving. Im gonna ask satan
God:
Bye bye. You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
I did, you dont answer!
Me:

God:
Bye bye. You can ask me anything you want.