*:Warning, contains profanity Okay, so my mom and I were dropping my friend off home (because we were hanging out) and she said "ah, there's a bee in the car." It flew up towards me, so I opened my door to let it out.
What does the yellow-jacket do? it goes out side a few feet. turns around. And. Flies. STRAIGHT TOWARDS MY FOREHEAD.
It landed, I freaked out, flicked it off, and now it's stuck in my hair. I'm spazzing out, going 'shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit s**t!!!!!!!' My mom tells me to get out of the car. I think it's gone I can't hear it.
I hear a buzzing by my ear.
's**t GET IT OUT OF MY HAIR IT'S BY MY EAR GADDAMNIT!!!!! s**t s**t s**t!!!' as I'm spazzing out and flinging my hair everywhere again. My mom gets me to calm down, I'm holding onto my neck so it doesn't sting me there, mom's trying to get it out of my hair, I still hear it, and so I'm crying.
The damn b*****d FINALLY flies off, so we hop in the car and drive off, after apaologizing to my friend for swearing, and she was like e_______e; 'don't worry, you had a VERY good reason to swear.'
A few minutes later, driving home, my forehead/right eyebrow begins to itch. 'damn, the stupid-a** thing stung me.' So we went to Saefeway and picked up some hydroexedrin stuff. It's a steroid creme thing. YEY STEROIDS!!! :'D
After I rubbed that junk on my eyebrow and between my eyes it stopped itching. It was really annoying because whenever I made a facial expression or blinked, the stupid thing would itch. At least I couldn't really see the sting, probably because I flicked it off so fast.
Alderfairy · Fri Aug 07, 2009 @ 04:25am · 1 Comments |