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WOAH....NO WAY....
I-Its THE
SUPER AWESOME SEXY
heart CHOCOLATE BAR!!!!! heart

~[|CHOCOLATE|]~ -que holy music-


Narrator: This? This is the super awesome sexy chocolate bar? rather small isnt it?
Director: J-Just shut up and read your lines or no pay check 4 you!
Nanrrator: Ok Ok Jeeze

EATING THIS CHOCLATE WILL MAKE YOU HOTTER.... than Freddie Kougar?
Nannrator: Man what the F**** scream is wrong with you?! everyone is hotter than Freddie kougar!
Director:except for my wife.... sweatdrop Just keep reading the script
Nannrator: OooooKa~y?
YOU WILL GET THE BODY YOU ALWAYS WANTED AFTER EATING 333333333 choclate...... -glares at director- evil
Director: What?!
Nannrator:WTF Is your gawd damnd problem? who the hell writes this shyt?
Director:Me....?
Nannrator: neutral ...... I quit.......
Director:NO WAIT PLEASE WHO WILL KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY HIDIOUS WIFE!!!!!!!!! gonk
-the nannrator stroms out of the room muttering a string of cusses-
Orbit lady: Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit!
-nannrator smiles with pearly white teeth- biggrin
Orbit lady: For a whole new kind of clean!

OMG.... WTH Did i just type?!






OMG ….. THIS IS PAR 2 OF THE NANNAROR REPOR~
-que Colbert report music and crowd cheering-
nannerator: thank you thank you! I would like to welcome you all today to-
Ex-BOSS!?: NANNRATOR DUUUDE! I FINNALY FOUND JOOO!!!!!
-nannerator starts freaking out-
Nannrator: WTF ARE U DOIN HERE B17(#?!
Ex-BOSS: I M GUNNA gbreibirebgbreubgfhbsdxnbvfg KEEEL YOU!!!
-takes out ak-47-
EX BOSS: DIE BETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > razz
-starts randomly shooting things ppl start wiggin out-
Narrnator: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~!!!!!
-is knocked out on floor-
EX-BOSS: heh heheheheheh I DID IT I FINALLY DID IT! NOW I WILL TAKE THIS DEATH NOTE AND START RIDDING THIS WORLD OF EBIL CRIMNALS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA-COUGH HACK COUGH- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Some random dude: Uhhh… dooode that’s a fan made death note its not re-
-gets shot at by crazy ex boss-
-narrator gets up wearing tight spandex that makes him look like a homo super hero-
Nannrator: I AM SUPAH BETCH !! O.e I KEEEEEL B A D GUYS LIKE JJOOOOOOOO! –points to ex boss-
EX BOSS: JOO WILL NEVA KILL ME SUPAH BETCH!!!! I OWNZER JOOO e.O!!!!!!
-starts shooting at supah betch-
SUPAH BETCH: TRANSFORM!!!!!-does sailor moon transformation- IN THE NAME OF HOMOS I WILL PUNIEISH JOO. –twich-
EX BOSS: OH NOES!!! ITS SAILOR SUPA BETCH!!!! IM GUNNA LOSE!!!
SAILOR SUPA BETCH: THAT’S RIGHT!!! Ure a** IS MINE HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAY PONIES ATTACK!!!!!
-love and happiness and every thing else you can think of that is fruity comes outta his sailor rod that looks like a…-
Random dude: ONE EYED MONSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
EX BOSS: I THOUGHT I KILLED JOUR ARSE?! –SHOOTS HIM AGAIN-
DIE BETCH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!
-ex boss gets hit by gay ponies attack-
EX BOSS: -like ddr voice doode- NUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~~~~
-dies-
-supah betch turns back into nannrator-
Narrnator: Remember kids eat your daily dose of vitamins and youll end up like that guy
-points to random dude-
Random dude: IM MAGICALLY DELICOUS!!!!