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The Journal of an angry girl
I will mostly be writing about things that anger me, and my love intrests as well as my deepest darkest secrets EVER!
THE EVIL BAGEL!!
It all started January 1st, 2006. I had fixed myself a bagel and decided to be a goofball nerd and wish a Green Day song, Longveiw would come on. To my surprise, seconds later, low and behold, Longveiw came on. I had since then called it the magical wish-granting bagel, I dare not eat it, for it is the almighty bagel. The same/next day at midnight, well....I'll let my quotes tell you from here:
Jbel
Holy s**t. sweatdrop I thought I just saw Mike walk past the door and into my room. I think I ate too much fudge and drank too much rootbeer.

Jbel
OH MY GOD!! My computer is going nuts!! It just randomly stated playing She when Billie performed naked, Egos & Icons, ABM & DLS live, Basket Case video, and the Sidewalks interview all at once. ninja IT'S ALL THE BAGEL'S FAULT!!

Jbel
-Batter!es_N0t_!ncluded-
Sure, blame it on the innocent little Bagel.
But it was the magic wishing bagel and I still haven't eaten it!! It makes Longveiw play on the radio, then randomly my computer opens all the tabs in my bookmarks thing and starts playing all the Green Day stuff I have saved?! Not to mention the fact, RIGHT after I looked at it I thought I saw Mike walking down my hall!! That bagel has it in for me!! Now I can't eat it!! It'll curse me!!!

Pipkin
Jbel
OH MY GOD!! My computer is going nuts!! It just randomly stated playing She when Billie performed naked, Egos & Icons, ABM & DLS live, Basket Case video, and the Sidewalks interview all at once. ninja IT'S ALL THE BAGEL'S FAULT!!

rofl

Do you like animals? Do you like SNAKES?

"He DOES have a winding rod. He has curvature - you might have heard about him."

LALALA!
I'm gonna die! The bagel is gonna make Green Day come to my house and then the bagel's gonna kill me!

Jbel
No! The bagel is going to make Green Day come to my house and then the bagel is going to try to kill them, so then I can say, "NO!!! Take me! The world needs good music!!!!! Kill me, you evil bagel!!" And then the bagel will kill me and tehn Tre will devour it becasue he thinks that's what I would have wanted and then Billie will point out that the bagel was moldy and then Mike will say, "Do you think he cares?" Then they'll attened my funeral and say, "She was an insane yet courageous soul. She sacrificed herself for us to an evil bagel and Tre ate it in her memory." Then my dad will point out that the bagel was moldy, and Billie will say, "Tre doesn't care." Then my idiot cousin will tell Tre that I liked him. Then they'll play Basket Case, my favorite song, and dedicate it to my memory.

Jbel
I hope Tre won't get food-poisioning.

Jbel
OrgasmicMuffin
Jbel
Over-reactive imagination. 'Specially at 1am. And I look to the TV and guess what's on. An ad for Green Day Comp'd. sweatdrop
Kill it. Stab the bagel. It's that or find Tre' and make him eat the bagel.
I can't kill the bagel......IT WILL NEVER DIE!! It's soul will live on in other bagels!! And it will haunt me forever until I sacrifce myself for Green Day.

UPDATE:
2am
Jbel
OrgasmicMuffin
@Jbel: I got a ZEN MP3 player.

@BNI: I only have one guy teacher, and he's in his sixties...Not pretty at all. Though he does like Green Day...Kinda. He agreed to join my campaign. " Billie Joe for president."

@Dai: Wanna know something scary? I'm an anime fangirl too. That's riiiiight...HehEheHehE...
Cool, I got a nano. I think it's already full.... sweatdrop The closest thing I have to like in anime is Rabbit form Empire Square and----- eek THE BAGEL HAS AWOKEN!!! gonk AHHHHHH!!!! I was just singing that song!!! *spaz*

Jbel
I just realized Jesus of Suburbia has the Adeline tattoo on the back of his left arm.... HEY! That can be my tattoo! The Adeline skull logo!! But like I was saying, THE BAGEL IS GONNA BRING GREEN DAY HERE AND ATTEMPT TO KILL THEM!!! Damn you bagel!!! Damn you to somewhere else than hell 'cause I'm going there!!


UPDATE:
The next day:
Jbel
OrgasmicMuffin
Jbel
OrgasmicMuffin
Do you eat bagels often? If so..Beware, my friend.
Yes, I do!! That's the problem!! s**t! I had one for breakfast..... gonk
FLEE! eek
I have to stay locked up in my room and be cautious during the next Green Day concert....Whenever it is. THE BAGEL WILL NOT PREVAIL!!


Face of Decline
Jbel
Face of Decline
Oh Jbel, tell your magic bagel to stop flirting with me . . . ninja
I told it to, but I can't be sure if it will stop. It has a mind of it's own. Stupid bagel.

But that bagel is ******** SEXY. AH! IT'S TAKING OVER MY MIND! I SWEAR! I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT! gonk

Jbel
Face of Decline
TAKE THIS, BAGEL! -Starts flirting with Tre picture in muh sig-. domokun
GAH! That'll egg on the bagel to kill them sooner!! xp It's gonna go after Tre first!!!


UPDATE:
2 or 3 days later.....

Well, my dad has thrown away the bagel, and I fear it shall og after everyone I love (as a friend, too.) so beware!! Nothing has happened yet....exept for they played Comp'd Green Day right as I turned on the TV, but that's about it.

And that is where it ends. For now. I can only let time tell what the bagel has planned for me.....






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Phoenix Empress Maira
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commentCommented on: Mon Jan 02, 2006 @ 11:56am
*Bursts out laughing* you're so-o-o pa-ara-anoi-oi-d! I-i-i-t was ju-ust a coincide-e-e-nce! rofl


commentCommented on: Tue Jan 03, 2006 @ 01:19am
-Claps-. rofl rofl rofl



ZhahiraRotting
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Jbel
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commentCommented on: Wed Jan 04, 2006 @ 02:56am
THE BAGEL IS AFTER ME AND IT'S GONNA KILL ME!!! gonk


commentCommented on: Wed Jan 04, 2006 @ 04:06am
Jessica, you are, indeed, insane.

It's not the bagel that's after you.

/insert dramatic music here/



Caitlyn Marie
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Koneko-Bri
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commentCommented on: Thu Jan 05, 2006 @ 02:16am
rofl rofl rofl rofl *attempts to stop laughing* rofl rofl rofl *can't* rofl rofl rofl THE BAGEL'S GONNA KILL GREEN DAY!!! rofl rofl rofl Okay, that's kinda sad, but it's still a funny concept! rofl rofl *side ache from laughing so hard* rofl Didja throw it away yet? Did anyone? If someone else throws away the magic bagel will it kill them instead? lmao


commentCommented on: Fri Jan 06, 2006 @ 02:01am
I want a magic bage;! gonk crying



insanity.wanted
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Koneko-Bri
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commentCommented on: Tue Jan 10, 2006 @ 07:49am
btw, u better not sacrifice yourself for Green Day. I'd be devastated! crying But you already knew that....right?... stare eek


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