Fast foward to December 26th. I have to take a flying trashcan to Florida. Apparently that can't even go right, so I have to take a different flight, one that leaves me in Salt Lake Shitty for six hours. Really should have plugged your number in my Cell, Sporks. Anyways, I have the munchies, and all that's open is Pizza Hut. So I order a cheese pizza and some breadsticks from my Russan comrade at the order line thingie. As I munch my grease and tomato substitute, I happen to notice the happiest group of Asians I have ever seen. They were smiling joyfully and galavanting through the halls hand in hand. Too bad the slipped on someone's tomato sauce. Oh well. I wander about aimlessly, pretending to be drunk, and browse stores, just standing in one spot for ten or so minutes at a time. After this got boring, I went to sit down. Then IT happens.
To be continued...In Space!
 Captain_Cynic · Tue Jan 03, 2006 @ 04:40am · 2 Comments |
