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So, I've started the new school year, and people are desperately trying to be my friend. For example, I was sitting in my Chinese (more like CHINE IS stupid [note to self: remove that joke due to uselessness]) class, when this kid comes up to me and just blurts out, "Dude, I SOO want to have man sex with you!" I had to use the universal sign for 'be quiet' to get him to shut up. Afterwords, I gave him the universal sign for 'talk to me later'... just in case. He shut up and went back to the teacher, probably asking him how to moan in Chinese.

While I was staring at some dissected alienesque thingy[read: school lunch], I swear that some girl was hitting on me. After she stopped beating me up, I had my doubts, but the tears in my eyes were telling me, "YES!(or maybe it was crying )" Either way, I could tell that she wanted my meat, for my steak was missing (More like T-BONER Steak, eh?).

During intercourse(in between my third and fourth periods), I tripped over someone's poster project, which happened to have a lot of pictures of said person. Then I was like, "Like, Sorry!" and she was like "Like, no, like, problem!" and I was like "Guess, like, what I like?" and she was like "Like, what, like, do you like?" and I was like "Like, not you... like!" and she was like "Like, what the, like, hell?" and I was like "Like, that's right!" and she was like "Like, sad-face!" and I was like "Like, no way!" and she was like "Like, want to, like, do it?" and I was like "Yeah!" and she was like "Like!".

I should, like, shoot myself.