Me:*running and screaming in terror*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Voices:*intercom beep*please excuse the absolute peril and confusion,we ask that you please respond to this matter in the best way possible, Me:*stops running,grins* voices:that does not include blowing it up, Me:*lights match holds out over floor* Voices:No,do not do that, Me:*moves over grill* Voices:Well okay if you must have yourself barbeque, Me:*drops match,grins* Voices:Now why in the world,would we have turmoil now Both:*hearing screaming stampede of satrved meat lovers* Voices:Well that is a problem, Me:*screams and runs in circles* Voices:FINE!!!!! Me:*stops* voices:Blow it the hell up... Me:*pulls out gernade* Voices:anything more civilized? Me:*confused* Voices:Oh never mind... Me:HA!HA!BOOM! Voices:They always have to kill it....
XxLatent_NightmarexX · Mon Sep 14, 2009 @ 11:36pm · 0 Comments |