(multiple conversations)
All right, everybody sit down, quite down, listen up.
I've brought you all here to recite the annual abituaries, like every year we'll start with A and end with Z.
All right is the band ready.
-Ready
All right hit it boils!
1, and a 2...
(music starts)
A is for Amber who drowned in a pool.
B is for Billy who was eaten by ghouls.
C is for Curt with disease of the brain.
D is for Daniel derailed on a train.
E is for Erick who was buried alive.
F is for Frank who was stabbed through the eye.
G is for Greg who died in the womb.
H is for Heather who was sealed in a tomb.
One by one we bite the dust, we kick the bucket and begin to rust, give up your ghost when your numbers up, we all fall down.
We're ashes to ashes, bones to paste, you'll wither away in your resting place, an eternity in a wooden case, we all fall down.
(music)
I is for Isaac who lost his front brakes.
J is for Johnny who was bitten by snakes.
K is for Kimmy who was shot in the head.
L is for Larry who bled and bled.
M is for Marie who was burnt to a crisp.
N is for Nick who was pummeled by fists.
O is for Olive who lived life to fast.
P is for Pat who swallowed some glass.
La la la la la la la, la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la.
(Laughing)
All right, you lot all together now.
One by one we bite the dust, we kick the bucket and begin to rust, give up your ghost when your numbers up, we all fall down.
We're ashes to ashes, bones to paste, you'll wither away in your resting place, an eternity in a wooden case, we all fall down.
(music)
Q is for Quinton who took the wrong trail.
R is for Reyna who rotted in jail.
S is for Steve who was shot with a bow.
T is for Tori who froze in the snow.
U is for Ulrich who's trampled by hooves.
V is for Vanessa who fell off a roof.
W Will who was hit by a car.
X is for Xavier who sunk in the tar.
Y is for Yessie who fell from a plane.
Z is for Zack who simply went... insane.
(crazy luaughter)
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