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this is from a random site, these messages arent from me, there from a friend that was very bored

"Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!"

~Stranger: lookin for horny 18 female or older
You: When did you last see her
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


"~Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
You: My name is Bob. I'm a flying monkey. You
Your conversational partner has disconnected."


~You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: For experimental purposes, this conversation is being monitored by the ADS.
You: Hey
Stranger: HI
You: How are you
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: ADS
You: Oh... I'm not sure what that is
You: I signed some form
Stranger: OKAY BYE BYE"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


~You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im kevin
You: Really My name's also Kevin!
You: Coincidence much
Stranger: weird
Stranger: where are you from
You: France
Stranger: weird
Stranger: me too
Your conversational partner has disconnected."


~Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i like p***y!
You: Cats
Stranger: i like p***y!
You: I like cats too!
Stranger: -.-'
Stranger: good... ur won!
You: They're soft and warm and squishy and tastey!
You: They taste like chicken"
"You: Fur's the best bit though... my mum used to remove the fur... but I just leave it on
Your conversational partner has disconnected."


~ "Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 male uk
You: You'll recover.
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

these are from me
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Stranger: asl
You: hi
Stranger: horny or what
You: hells ya
You: got them growing everywhere
Stranger: asl
You: how do you get rid of them or stop them from growing back?
Stranger: what
You: the horns?
Stranger: wanna ********
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: were you beaten as a child
Stranger: no where you
You: were you raped by your uncle while he had std infested hobos take turns on you?
Stranger: yes they rode me like seabiscut
You: thats hot
Stranger: you no it
You: did they drool and have seizures
Stranger: no
You: damn
You: were they cross eyed?
Stranger: um not sure
You: did they smell like piss or vanella
You: vanilla
Stranger: lavander
You: then they werent real hobos
You: you should go back to your uncle and get your money back
You: odds are they didnt even have stds
You: your s**t outta luck buddy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello?
Stranger: I'm not wearing any pants
You: neither am i
Stranger: awesome
You: i know isnt it
You: it feels nice haveing a breeze every now and then
Stranger: yep
You: so you lose or tight?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi im shawn
Stranger: You are?
You: a penguin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


(im Anaughtymouse)
AnaughtyMouse: the saying you are what you eat isnt true!
AnaughtyMouse: cuz i did not eat sexy beast anytime of my life
Php_Jesse: True
TheGoldenHammer: Sure sounds like you ate a lot of jackass though.
TheGoldenHammer: razz
manofgun: oh snap
AnaughtyMouse: hells yeah!
TheGoldenHammer: Jk.
AnaughtyMouse: i love me some ripe donkey for breakfast
AnaughtyMouse: then i use its fat and leftovers to make stuffed animals and give it to orphanages
supersonic: ...Messed up.
AnaughtyMouse: o.o
AnaughtyMouse: hey, at least im giving them something!
AnaughtyMouse: they should be happy!
supersonic: You so crual.
AnaughtyMouse: >_>
AnaughtyMouse: your just jealous
supersonic: Me? Jealous? Of what?
AnaughtyMouse: you want a doneky fat stuffed animal!
supersonic: No.
AnaughtyMouse: there also fun to throw at bicyclist