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The Rules of Trolling

Made by a ******** experienced and successful Jewgrounds troll

■1- You must always do it for the lulz.
■2- You're a troll, nothing and no person can hurt you, except overfeeding.
■3- Attack in packs, the B& hammer can take down lone wolves like Americans to a MG42.
■4- Keep all inter-site raids silent. The target may learn and prepare.
■5- EXPLOIT EVERYTHING.
■6- The craftier the target, the moar research you must do.
■7- LURK MOAR.
■8- We are not your personal army.
■9- The 1337 are not to be targeted, they won't feed you if so.
■10- Research: Your new best friend.
■11- White Knights = Internet Tough Guys = Pussies
■12- In true raids, close the pool first.
■13- Never use the homosexual insult. It makes you look like a p***y.
■14- Post cats on Caturday.
■15- No raid intel for newfags.
■16- One must have a /b/ file.
■17- One must have a fap file.
■18- Proxies keep you from getting v&.
■19- The Copy Link option can save your from your own keyloggers.
■20- /b/ is home and home tends to fall sometimes.
■21- You must ALWAYS do it for the lulz.