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It fails....

Ellis = Best AI in the game
Rochelle = Second best AI in the game
Nick = The third worst AI in the game
Coach = WORST AI IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, since Coach had the worst AI in the game, my bro was playing as him. I was playing as Rochelle. Well, he was doing a glitch and got into a room where the horde spawned. There was no more pipe bombs (you need them to get in). So, I went into the stands and got on the highest tower in there. I fell on accident. Rochelle was screaming for her life and Ellis and Nick where just standing on the stands, by each other DOING NOTHING!!! So, Rochelle finally fell and died. So, my bro jumped off and went over to Ellis and Nick and he's like, "What's wrong with you two??" and then Ellis slowly turns to Nick, his gun pointing at him like it was Nick's fault. LOL!!!! Well, then, me and my bro where BOTH hanging off the thing. Rochelle and Coach are the only black people in the game..and Ellis and Nick are both white....and THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! THEY JUST STOOD THERE!! Well, while we where hanging on for dear life, Rochelle was screaming for someone to help and then coach is just like, "Someone turn on the lights!!!" LMFAO!!!!! Lol, Coach is obsessed with lights!!
Ok, Well, before all this I was Rochelle and my bro, Cody, was Nick. Well, he did the glitch and got in there. I got tongued (tongued xD) by a smoker, and all these zombies started attacking me. Well, my brother was trying to shoot them. He was shooting the smoker, but it wasn't dieing. He was in the spawn room. Well, he got down and saved me and then COACH (THE WORST AI IN THE GAME!!) WAS IN THE SPAWN ROOM! OMG!! LOL!! Well, the helicopter came...I RAN RIGHT PAST IT!! My bro was in it, and he's like, "You just ran past it". I'm like, "Crap." So, i ran alllll the way back and got in. FEW!! Ellis was incapacitated and coach WAS STILL IN THE SPAWN ROOM!! So, me and bro waited like 5 min. and then he's like, "You know what? I'm going to kill coach." And there was a tank so I was like, "Well, i'm staying cause I'm paranoid." so he went and then, got incapacitated and then he FINALLY killed coach while incapped and then I was the only one who made it out. So, when the credits where playing, I'm like, "Hey! I had pain pills. Oh..I should of gave them to you.." LOL! And he's like, "Yeah, that would've been nice!!" It was all thanks to coach's STUPID AI.
Another adventure of me playing L4D2....This time I didn't die!! >w<!!