"Ladies and Gentlemen, I stand before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Thursday, which is Good Friday, we're having a Father's day party for Mothers' only. Admission is free, pay at the door. Pull out a chair and sit on the floor. 'Late one night, in the middle of day, two dead soldiers got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, pulled out a sword and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and shot the twice dead boys. If you don't believe me, ask the blind man who saw it all through a hole in a metal brick wall.'"
-Author unknown.
-Author unknown.
