H A C K E D . < 3
Okay, I want you all to shut the F U C K up,
And listen to what I have to say about the MOST amazing guy ever.
JAKE!!
Gosh, where to start?
Okay, well I am going to start off by saying your completely, and utterly, AMAZING.<3
Besides the fact that your the most amazing boyfriend ever, you also the most amazing friend.
I love that I can talk to you for hours and housr about nothing, and still not be bored.
We have the most random conversations everrr.
Your completely adorable.
And your also a sweet heart.<3
I know you deal with drama daily.
But you know I'm here if you ever need to talk to someone.
I really don't care what the problem is.
I'm here for you reguardless.
You also know to hit me up if anyones jaw needs to be broken.
So listen up, all you people reading this.
Hurt Jake, and I hurt you, well no.
Scratch that.
Hurt Jake, I kill you.<3
So keep that s**t in mind when talking to my lover.
He's the nicest person you'll ever meet.
Talk to him and find out for yourself.
SRS<3 ASLI<3 ATRDLTW<3
Jake and I have a few master evil plans.
But I can't tell you them.
Just know their the most amazing plans ever made.
A S D G H J K L ;
So like, rawr and stuff.
And for taking your time to read this,
I am going to sing you a song.
Ahem.
Were wonder pets!
Were wonder pets!
Were on our way!
To help the baby duckling!
And save the day!
Were not too big!
And were not to tough!
So when were work together!
We got the right stuff!
GO WONDER PETS YAY!
And if your STILL reading this,
I am going to tell you the most amazing story you'll ever hear in your entire life.
Ahem.
Once apon a time.
There was a sock.
And the sock was mad because no one washed it.
So one day, a squirrel came along, and the sock ate it.
And then the nut the squirrel had got pissed off since the squirrel didn't get a chance to eat it.
So it beat up the sock.
And then they went to see Santa at Kmart.
And then Santa said they were on the naughty list.
So they killed santa.
Then they raped his rein deer.
And then the rein deer went gay.
And then they all got tipsy and ate some pine cones.
And that's the story of how Santa died.
The end.
AND IF YOUR STILL READING THIS,
You must be some kind of stalker or something!
Gosh, what a hoe bag. ._.
*Throws skittle at you*
Take that!
And shove it!
Sideways, upside down, with no lubrication!
Jake.
I love you Baby.
Your everything to me.
I know theres been alot of drama.
But nothing can change the way I feel about you.
I'm not going to let drama get the best of our relationship.
I love you, and its changing for no one.
What I love about my Baby :
- Your Amazing.
- Your Cute.
- Your Funny.
- Your Sweet.
- Your Random.
- Your Adorable.
- We Have Alot In Common.
- Your There For Me When I Smeone.
- You Always Make Me Smile.
Those are just a few, of the many things I love about youu.
I love you. I love you. I love you. I love youuu!
I hope I don't lose you.
That'd be the worst day ever.
Your an amazing boyfriend, and a great bestfriend.
And one more thing,
I LOVE YOUU.
12-23-09
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Hes ALL MINE bitches.<3
Haha.
Okay, I think I'm done.
I LOVE YOU JAKEEE.
And you too!
Whatever your name is thats reading this right now.
Thinking that I'm on crack!
Guess what?
Your right!
No, actually your wrong.
I just had a monster.
biggrin DD
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- Candace ( x-iiRawrYooh )