Blow Tom to get Jill off so Jim will fiddle his d**k while Bob watches so he will be motivated to sign forms that Jane will need to read while sucking off Joe before Joe will sign them.
Then wait six weeks
And after those six weeks, you might get a check
If not
Contact Jane who will need to blow Joe so that Bill can watch while getting reamed by Jake who can only get it up on a Monday after watching Tom and Bob go at it on Friday night... If Bob is in the mood. If Bob isn't in the mood, Jake might be able to get it up for double the cost and Jane will need to bring her mildly dyslexic sister.
Assuming the sister understands the fine print and sucks c**k rather than says cocks suck, you might get it in four weeks.
If the sister gets it backward, just kill yourself because that process is even harder to explain...
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