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Their is a ship sailing happily and a crew member says to the captain, " Captain their is an enemy ship on the horrizon." The captain responded. " Bring me my red shirt." So he brings him his red shirt and he puts it on. The battle goes on and they win without anyone getting hurt. The crew member says to the captain " Before the battle why did you ask for a red shirt?" The captain responds." So if I get shot the crew wont see and will keep fighting." The next day the crew members tells the captain, " Captain there are 20 enemy ships on the horrizon." The captain responds, " Bring me my brown pants."




Their are two hunter's and one is looking in a scope and sees his friend's house. He says to his friend. " Hey I can see your wife is cheating on you." His friend says. " Ah damn, well shoot her in the dead and him in the nuts." His friend says." Good I can that in one shot."