20 Ways To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your trash can on your desk and label it "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
12. Sing along at the opera
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the peoms don't rhyme
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Let One Of You Go."
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......
20. Copy and paste this and send it to someone to make them smile... It's called Therapy!
Love and smiles to all -
P.S. That will be a $50 therapy charge from your friendly family counselor.
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