So I was curious on what this word means entirely xD
Oh Desmond...you c***e >.>
According to Oxford Dictionary, c***e is actually the past-tense form of chide, which means to yell at someone really loud or to approach someone in anger. Some examples of this word used in common parlance include the Bible and anyone on fanfiction.net that uses the word yelled or scolded too much in their story so s/he clicks for synonyms in MS Word and comes up with c***e. Clearly, no one uses the word chide, chided, or c***e anymore for such purposes unless they're trying to come off as educated or clever.
The G-rated version defines c***e a moron or redneck. They claim this is actually from John Steinbeck's The Grapes of Wrath, in which one of the character's names is Tom Joad, which sort of sounds like c***e. Obviously, if you believe this, you are already a moron and should take every available opportunity to call yourself a c***e. Even so, if you knew this definition without reading this article or stumbling upon it prior, you may have a c***e, which you will read on about later.
Some argue that c***e is actually the name of a three-eyed, purple alien who is vertically challenged and runs some shitty spaceship on a TV show. Of course, this TV show originates from Canada and anytime the Canadians claim to have invented a word - or anything else - the rest of the world laughs at their faggotry.
The most well known definitions of the word c***e are dirty. One reasonably uncommon dirty definition is "a mixture of blood, s**t, and semen". Obviously, the only time this would come up in conversation is from a sick ******** describing his Saturday night to someone via MSN Messenger. Another definition is the skin between ones sack and crack. This definition is common amongst people who grew up in Mormon based communities or who just refuse to believe there exist real life examples of the following defnition.
The true definition of the word is as follows: c***e is used to describe a c**k that has more girth than length. That's right - a d**k that's fatter than it is long. Since true chodes are supposedly rare, it is often generically used to refer to a small, stubby, possibly misshapen p***s. This is the most accepted definition; anyone who thinks differently probably has a c***e himself.
This meaning of the word originated from the British comic Viz, and was originally spelled "c***d".
In conversation, c***e can be used as follows:
“My c***e-packing friend Matt c***e me for discussing c***e's lack of c***e. He's such a ******** c***e."
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