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Stranger: herro
You: 5 Dorra sucky sucky?
Stranger: prease excuse my accent im chinese
You: Me rub you rong time.
Stranger: OOO u to chinese
Stranger: yes yes heree
Stranger: 5 dora 5 dora
You: I rub you rong tiem!
You: Yeeesss.
Stranger: werr...
Stranger: u purr pants down no
You: I are purr pants down
You: *purr*
Stranger: ohh say roar like godzirra
You: Roo see my pink prubes.
You: I am a rori , like arr dose school girrs
Stranger: ree to
You: Ree shurd haf resbian seks
Stranger: eww glosss ro
Stranger: i on top of you ress
You: Rat, you no want et.
You: Oh dis hot
You: Yaa
Stranger: here 5 dorra
You: I sucky sucky for 5 dorra
Stranger: i on top of ruu
You: Yeeess
You: Is dis some rixty nine?
Stranger: no no i top on ruu
Stranger: u scream in preassure
You: O rite.
You: ya
You: I screem
You: *RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
Stranger: oh ress
You: Uhn uhn , das good, ya
Stranger: NO TRALKING!!!!!
You: RAT?
Stranger: Purr right cat
You: I purr.
Stranger: *roof*
You: *mrow*
Stranger: *WOOOOF*
You: WRAT, CHIRESE DON GO WOOF
You: DEY GO ROOF
Stranger: oh no ive been caught
You: That was wonderful.
You: Ha.
Stranger: oh s**t ur american 2!?!?!?!
You: YA, NGGR
Stranger: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Stranger: (take out sword)
You: JENNIFER IS THAT YOU!?
You: WAIT
You: I'm Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!
Stranger: we must fight to the death
You: IS YOU CLOUD?
Stranger: i am captain jack daniels of the east coast
Stranger: jk
You: I'm Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!
Stranger: the south
Stranger: YESS!!!!
You: Don't belive Ondore's lies!
Stranger: who is this jennifer and ondore??? OF which you speak??
You: FINAL FANTASY!?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: BACK TO EPIC FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: (lunge)
You: *DASH*
Stranger: ******** this
You: *TAKES OUT ENOURMOUS KAWAII DESU NEEEE SWORD*
Stranger: (take out gun)
Stranger: (bang)
You: ...
You: Mmmm, what you say?
Stranger: YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HEAD SHOT?
Stranger: i shot u trick!!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: YEAHH!!!
You: *Spasm*
Stranger: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: (shoot to end misery)
Stranger: (bang)
You: Blargh.
You: I ded.
Stranger: no more stranger on other side of computer
Stranger: i take ur wallet now
Stranger: O
You: My wallet?
Stranger: 5 dorra
You: Feefteen dorra
Stranger: no no ru dead now
You: Oh
You: But I has
You: Feefteen dorra
Stranger: (bang)
Stranger: (take feefteen dorra)
You: Blargh
You: I ded
Stranger: (do bad things to lifeless body)
You: [ Rape? ]
Stranger: no
Stranger: right on ruu
You: Tuts my berreh.
Stranger: *weenis*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: *c***
You: THROW ME ON THE FLO, PLAY WIT ME SUM MO
Stranger: i am on a 24 hour champange diet
You: You drunk.
Stranger: spilin while im sippin i encourache you to try it
Stranger: im probaly just saying that cuz i dont have to buy it
Stranger: *die of alchohol poisining*
You: Always, I wanna be with you, and makebelieve with you, and live in harmony
harmony oh love~
You: We ded
You: Blargh.
Stranger: (gay voice)BYE WORLD!!!1
You: *strikes a gay pose*
Stranger: *ragedy strikes omegle*
Stranger: later
You: This was fun ,bye!
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I'm Captain Basch fon Ronsenburg Of Dalmasca!
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