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Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
Kissing is a habit, Fhucking is a game.
Guys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain.
10 minutes of pleasure.
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital.
A baby without a name.
The baby is a b*****d
The mother is a whore.
This would never had happened, If the rubber hadn't tore!
Sex is like math.
You subtract the clothes,
add the bed,
divide the legs and pray to god you don't multiply.
Roses are red.
Grass is green,
Open your legs and I'll fill you with cream.
Sex is evil, sex is a sin, all sins are forgiven so stick it in.
Roses are nice,
violets are fine.
I'll be the six if you be the nine.
Eat me, bite me, blow me, ******** me, suck me very slowly.
If you like it don't be sassy,
you your tongue and make it nasty!