I've done it! My life's research is Finally complete. I have truly discovered the answer to immortality. A virtual fountain of youth created for the eyes of science and technology. Yet to my greater misfortune, I have recently been fatally wounded. My Will states the vial of "strange liquid" be buried along with my body apon my passing. I wish to leave my invention in the hands of the only sound mind I know, myself. It is quite troublesome I wasn't able to save myself and actually find another mind worthy of carrying on my creation,but once again to my dismay the serum does not prevent death by forces known to man only the chance at dying of natural causes. Thus I lie here ready to take MY masterpiece to the great beyond.
Forever Marveling At My Genius
Prof. Anton McDoglas
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I am the Shogun a demon bent on wringing justice upon the world as I see fit. Thou hast been warned.
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The Purple Cushion Shogun
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