A women post an ad in the news paper that looks like this : "Looking for man with these qualifications; Won't beat me up, or run away from me and is great in bed" she got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said " Hi, I'm bob. I have no arms so i wont beat you up and no legs so i wont run away." So the lady says "what makes you think your great in bed?" Bob Replies "I rang the door bell didn't i?"
Three nuns were talking.The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what i found? A bunch of pornographic magazines. "What did you do?" the other nun asked "Well of course i threw them in the trash" the second nun said " Well i can top that . I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and i found a bunch of condoms!" "oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" They asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied . the third nun fainted
One day the sheriff sees Billy-bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing round town dressed like that?" Billy-bob replies "Well sheriff, its a long story!" Sheriff says he isn't in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story. Billy-Bob continues "well sheriff , me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a cuddling. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn so we did, inside the barn we started kissing and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy and then Mary-Lou said that we should go on top the hill so we did, up on the hill we started kissing and a cuddling and then Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that i should do the same . well I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my boots . Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and said "okay Billy-Bob , go to town..."
Chessmaster180 · Tue Apr 06, 2010 @ 08:39pm · 0 Comments |