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The 15 Lies of High School:

1. Anyone caught vandalizing school property will be kicked out immediately.

2. We're here to help you graduate and become someone important.

3. You can change the world with the choices you make in school.

4. We are a drug-free school.

5. The teachers are here to make sure you do your best.

6. We have great expectations for all of you.

7. Cutting class is an immediate detention.

8. There will be no classroom parties on holidays.

9. Abstinence is strongly enforced.

10. No eating, drinking (or smoking) in the classrooms.

11. If you are caught using any electrical devices in the school building, it will be confiscated.

12. Girls: no miniskirts, booty shorts, flip flops, tube tops, tank tops, or halter tops. Only one earring can be worn in each ear.

13. Boys: Always wear a belt with your pants, no flip flops, no wife beaters, have a shirt on at all times, no hats and, no piercings.

14. The dress code will be enforced.

15. Have a wonderful first year of high school!