You might be a noob if you:
Cannot spell
Randomly want to have cyber sex with a random person
Every other word is a cuss word
Spam people with comments, PM's and friend requests
Lower the price of the items by 100k or more (the ones that people are selling)
Interrupt random people's conversations
Beg for money
Are under level on zomg but want to go to the higher places
Buy rings to become a 10.0
Constantly try to sell cheep items for millions
Spam on shout on zomg
Suck at SS and bring down the entire crew
If everyone tries to avoid you
If you do not work the same amount as everyone in a crew
Steal stuff on zomg that you are not entitled to
Argue when someone with a higher cl tells you to go back to where you came
Try to flirt with a random girl or guy in front of their friends
Get the feeling that you are disturbing the force
Constantly brag that you have gaia cash (honestly we don't care)
Badger someone to defib you until they leave or put you on ignore
Try to randomly invite someone into your crew without asking them what you plan to do
Stalk someone on zomg and you don't even know them
Randomly call someone an inappropriate name for no reason
Hang around when people are obviously ignoring you
Go to low level places on zomg and don't lower your cl before killing monsters
Leave your crew right after getting into ss,ps, etc.
Ask for personal info of someone who you don't know
Ask gold for doing a trick I can't even see
Ask for an item you obviously can't pay for
Ask to borrow their items and say you will bring them back
Enter a guild but never do anything
Cosplay as something and then get it completely wrong
Submit an avatar in the arena that completely sucks
Submit an avatar in the arena but under the wrong area
Hit a monster once and then expect someone else to take care of it
You comment on your own profile
Make a stupid entry in your journal
Don't even know what tektek is
Constantly ask questions that have obvious answers
Annoy people if someone says that they are bi, gay or lesbian
Try and make people like your religion
Cuss someone out because the support the right to Choose
Use too many emotes for your own good
Act like people actually care about what you do
Don't answer questions and then get mad when they don't answer yours
Report someone when they were not doing anything
Don't know that when you report someone they take the entire chat
Say brb to someone but come back 2hrs later
 Countess Alexandra · Sat Jun 26, 2010 @ 01:58pm · 0 Comments |
