~~Atomic's Sick Adventures~~
-Part One-
[The curtains rise to show a fireplace lighting up the area and a single red chair. Atomic walks on stage in a short red robe, holding a white steaming mug. He smiles at the audience before sitting down and resting the mug on his lap.]
Atomic: I'm glad you've decided to join me today as i tell you the tale of my Sick Adventures.
[He laughs and the mug bounces.]
Atomic: That was the "preferred" title. The original title was "The Poo Chronicles", but my manager didn't want everyone to know about my poop issues. He didn't think that anyone else wanted to know either.
[He laughs again and some of the liquid in the mug spills out]
Atomic: s**t! Hot tea, HOT TEA!!
[Atomic grabs the mug and stands up, hopping from one leg to the other. The stage lights turn on and a camera crew member appears from the side with a towel strewn over his shoulder. Another one is behind him with a bottle. Atomic holds a hand at them and they stop]
Atomic: No, no, no, this is my fault. I've got it.
[He sips the tea and drops the cup on the ground, holding his hand to his mouth]
Atomic: HOOOOOOTTTT!!! Ah shat in my balls!!
[He sputters and falls to the ground]
Crew Member: [Looks at clipboard, then the audience] Stay tuned for part two!!
The idea of this as a play was unintentional and purely coincedental. I swear.
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-Part One-
[The curtains rise to show a fireplace lighting up the area and a single red chair. Atomic walks on stage in a short red robe, holding a white steaming mug. He smiles at the audience before sitting down and resting the mug on his lap.]
Atomic: I'm glad you've decided to join me today as i tell you the tale of my Sick Adventures.
[He laughs and the mug bounces.]
Atomic: That was the "preferred" title. The original title was "The Poo Chronicles", but my manager didn't want everyone to know about my poop issues. He didn't think that anyone else wanted to know either.
[He laughs again and some of the liquid in the mug spills out]
Atomic: s**t! Hot tea, HOT TEA!!
[Atomic grabs the mug and stands up, hopping from one leg to the other. The stage lights turn on and a camera crew member appears from the side with a towel strewn over his shoulder. Another one is behind him with a bottle. Atomic holds a hand at them and they stop]
Atomic: No, no, no, this is my fault. I've got it.
[He sips the tea and drops the cup on the ground, holding his hand to his mouth]
Atomic: HOOOOOOTTTT!!! Ah shat in my balls!!
[He sputters and falls to the ground]
Crew Member: [Looks at clipboard, then the audience] Stay tuned for part two!!
The idea of this as a play was unintentional and purely coincedental. I swear.
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