Due to my recent successes in zOMG! in this feild, I have decided to post step-by-step instructions on how to be a Zelda.
Step 1: Charge like an idiot into battle with little health, no rage, and no healing rings. Go attack a bunch of monsters you probably couldn't defeat even one-on-one, leaving behind your crew, who were smart people and decided not to barge in on a bunch of very tough monsters.
Step 2: Fail to kill the monsters, merely making them mad, and then get Dazed by said mob of monsters.
Step 3: Continuously call out for help over crew chat, while your teammates kill stuff, get gold, and are sensible people.
Step 4: Get saved by a patient member of your crew. Trust me, if they aren't patient, they'll just leave you to rot.
For extra Zelda points, go and get yourself Dazed again when only two of your rings have unlocked and your team just finished saving you!
And that is how to be a Zelda.
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