Rules to follow if a crazed killer is in your home
1. Don't open that door
2. Stay out of the basement
3. Never ever EVER let the skinny white b***h talk you into sex when theres a killer on the loose
4. lock your knives away except one that you keep in your pocket.
5. keep a black guy with you they always die before the white guy there fore they can keep the killer busy while you get away
6. Never check to see if the killer is dead or not if hes laying on the floor with his head blown off... you get your a** out of there he will still get up if you check to see if hes dead
7. Use Maglite flashlights. They are powerful, durable, and heavy as a bat.
8. If you ever call out, "whos there?" i will come in and kill you myself...
9. Its called Pepper spray.
