Constantly being chased by the leaf ninja, keeping my true identity hidden from my fellow akatsuki members, and trying to fit in isn't easy. Almost all of the members stalk me daily, and Konan is absolutely jealous. I can only trust Pein; who has a crush on Konan; Kisame;my mentor; and Tobi. He is to childish to have crushes and whatnot. Kisame is in my room, always looking for me because he wants to train. Itachi being the blind person he is, always think Kisame is me until Kisame actually says something. In fact, earlier today I found Itachi and Kisame in my room. Kisame was obviously pissed, and Itachi was waving his hands around looking for me.

ALSO, Pein keeps checking on me, beady eyes watching my every movement. Wait hold on. *Slapping noises coming from outside of room.* Damn stinking stalkers. I just caught Deidara and Hidan spying on me. 2nd time today. I here Pein calling me. Bet I have another mission. Well talk to you guys later! *walks out of room.*