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ok i havent posted in a while...so i feel a rant coming on...of whatever u guys call it nowadays...its when u just talk on and on about nothing in peticular...ya u know what im tlking about...or atleast i hope u do...hmm....do u....of r u ppl like monkeys in robot suites pretending to be my friends...hmm...a theory...im going to have to prove it wrong....im going to have to pinch each one of my friends...if i feel metal...ill....idk what ill do...but ill do something...hmm...what to do...gaaaa....i cant have a butane lighter...hissss....i hate ths...too many rules...gaaaa...hmm....how aout a claculator...yes....ill give u superhard math questions...like...1+1...YESSSSS!!!!....it is EVIL...MWAHAHAHA....yes...ill do that....after i pinch u...mwahahaha...hmmm...maybe shove some icecream down ur throught....if it doesnt fry u...u are my real friends...wait....hmm...but what if...u like put a special coating on the inside of urself...so that...it like doesnt affect u...hmm...that would present a problem...yess..very much so...hisss...too much calculations...>.<...gaaa....why does it have to be this complicated...hisss....so confused...gaaa...ohh well............what was iu tlking about....ohh yes....i remember...SQUIRRLES...yes...thats what i was tlking about...hisss....i hate thos squirrles...they ish ebil...pfff...they run out under ur car like...like....like...GAAA...what do they remind me of...ohh yes...that rebellious icecream...that stuff just doesnt want to stay on the cone...no it just has to fall off when ur taking a lick of it...then u stop to relish it...while ur shoes are also relishing it...then ur foot gets cold for somereason...hen u try to take a step...and it squishes...GAAAA...i hate that...like those old ppl that stare at u in the mall...gaaa...GO GET A LIFE...maybe a new one...might help...maybe not...hiss...old ppl scare me...have u ever seen them on their litle scooter like things...gaaa....they scare me...*shudders*...hiss...and then if they need directions...they call out ur "name"...like "hey bob"...and u make the mistake of turning around...and u say"thats not my name"...and they respond"it is now"...and ur like..."GIRRRRR"...and their like..."ohh gir...ya i love that show...u know...they cut that show off after the haloween special"...(and ur rithing on the floor at this time but they just keep on tlking)..."ohh yes that was back when we didnt have a tv...yep...we watched it on our friends faces when they came over and we tied them to a pole to get a frequency...ahhh yes....those were the good old days"...then they just walk off leaving u there to spazz uncatrollably for like 5 hrs untill someone notices u and calls 911...then they rush u up to the emergency room...hisss....too sterile there...gaaa...then the doctor finally comes inlike 3hrs later...and hes lioke..."OMG...GET HIM INTO SURGERY NOW"...because u fell out of the bed due to the spazzing and have multiple needled peircing ur body...sooo...they rush u to the er and preform surgery...while they are doing that they take a scan of ur brain...and what do they find...COBWEBBS AND A HAMPTER SKELETON W/ A WHEEL AND AN EMPTY FOOD DISH!!!...yes u heard me right an empty blinkin food dish...poor blighter...just imagine starving...i dont like it...ohh well...that made me selfconcious...excuse me while i gorge myself on some vitles...wot...while im at it...i minus well tell my mom what i think about her...then ill have to duck and weave for about 10 miles to dodge a nuke...>.<...not such a good idea...*shudders*...ohh well...im going to get something to eat...ttual ^^
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