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Metal Mouth...

What does that even mean?

Our mouth is made of metal?

Were chewing metal?

We have metal some where really close to our mouth?

Well if you watched stereotypical lame teenage movies like your's truly

I'm sure you would have heard some really mean insult about some nerdy kid

Like those damn jocks coming down the hall

And they have this "I'm better than you" attitude

They spot the poor kid by the locker that was trying to creep away

"Hey four-eyes"

"... What do you want?"

"I see you look uglier than usual"

"Look, just leave me alone okay?"

"Oh no! What are you gonna do? Throw your eye drops at me?"

"I'm gonna get the teacher"

"Ooh! I'm real scared"

'You better be!"

"Shut up, Metal Mouth!"

I mean don't just want to punch him in the face?!

F****r! Stupid jockies D<

He makes my blood boil D<

But you know when people say Metal Mouth it sounds like a super hero power!

"Hey four-eyes!"

"... What do you want?"

"I see you look uglier than usual"

"Look, just leave me alone okay?"

"Oh no! What are you gonna do? Throw your eye drops at me?"

"I'm gonna get the teacher"

"Ooh! I'm real scared"

'You better be!"

"Shut up, Metal Mouth!"

"Take it back!"

"Why should I?"

The nerdy kid heroically opens his mouth and metal comes shooting out and cutting up the jocks clothes!

Right when this happens the principal comes out and suspends him for inappropriate attire!

And in the end he gets the girl (?)

And they ride off in to the sunset?

Yeah... That sounds awesome :3

But, sorry! Anyways! The reason I mention Metal Mouth is because...

Yeah I just got braces ;~; They aren't the greatest thing but not the worst!

They feel weird and I hate them already!

I guess one thing I like about them is that they have Halloween colors!

What a boss! 3nodding

You can tell I'm excited to get these bad boys covered in caramel :3

Haha... My Mom's gonna kill me xD

So anyways! That's the update of my boring life!

How's yours?

Bye guys~ biggrin