Creepy is what you want? It's not what you'll get.
Let me tell you how dreamily your Valentines shall be.
You may not know me, but I certainly know you, especially from the windows view.
But this fourteenth, you'll spend with me.
I even made my basement beautiful just for you.
We'll spend the nights in a room, beautiful love together.
The chains will hold us together, till at last I have to go.
I'll lock the doors from outside, till next time, my sweet love.
Sincerly,
your darkroom dweller
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To my dearest is a boss,
This is slenderman, I will teleport into your room and give you lots of flowers and chocolate
-love slendy
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To my dearest is a boss,
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss ...
But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed.
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To my dearest is a boss,
"Love really does make everything beautiful, from the inside out."
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To my dearest is a boss,
Is that my hand crawling up your skirt?
Why yes, yes it is.
Be my boss?
~Awkward Nerd
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To my dearest is a boss,
I saw you like these so:
I just want to you how I'm feeling.
Never have I met anyone so wonderful. I know we are
Gonna part. You are wonderful in every way.
Give me your heart, and I will keep it safe forever.
You will never have to worry about me breaking it.
Up is the only way our love can go.
Never will we be alone again. I know I am
Gonna love you forever as long as you just
Let me. My heart will always have the biggest spot reserved for
You. I promise I will never let you
Down.
Now Read The First Word of every line. <3
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To my dearest is a boss,
Did you ever see one of those videos where you are asked to look for, or follow a specific thing through out the video? Then, at the end, they reveal that as you were watching, something large and intrusive moved around in plain sight and you never noticed it. It's frightening how often that happens, like how I just moved from the doorway into your room.
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To my dearest is a boss,
We are both so..
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To my dearest is a boss,
Who is it that comes knocking at my door?
An answer I did not get.
Who is it, who dares to tread upon the threshold of my heart?
It is I, says a calm and gentle voice.
Who is it? I dared to ask against the door.
A chuckle responds to my question.
Who is it who so boldly comes?
Open the door and you shall see, comes the amused answer.
With hesitant curiosity, I pulled the door open.
A smile greets me. A pair of twinkling eyes looks down upon me.
Who is it? I asked one more time.
It is Love, comes the answer, before soft inch closer to claim mine.
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To my dearest is a boss,
The rogue suddenly reveals himself, stepping from behind a large, thick tree trunk. He slips off his shirt, revealing a rippling six pack, and stares at you. His gaze is intimidating, and that turns you on. You take note of how tall he is; you can feel his "presence." With a soft grin, he looks at you with an eyebrow raised.... "What's up?" he asks you excitedly.
You lick your lips, unaware of the heated expression on your face. You catch yourself staring below his waist, and quickly glance away, hoping he didn't notice.
"I heard you like Mudkips..." you whisper softly.
"Oh really?" he replies suggestively.
"Yeah... Really."
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To my dearest is a boss,
Dear love...
What would you think of me?
If you knew my fantasy
Of you down on your knees
Attending to me orally
What would you think of me?
If you knew my fantasy
Was you wearing silk and lace
As you sit writhing on my face
What would you think of me?
If you knew my fantasy
Was to undress you in the office
And penetrate each orifice
What would you think of me?
If you knew my fantasies
About sex with you all the while
Would you look at me and smile~?
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To my dearest is a boss,
When you came over to sit on my lap, in my dream, in that outfit and in Officer Carr’s presence, it was like sheer magic, and we were both out in the country on maneuvers. The way you rested on my lap was magic, the way you shifted your gorgeous a** and wiggled so sensually for me, just knowing Freddy was growing beneath and just knowing too you would soon be feeling his ardour.
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To my dearest is a boss,
Inhale deep the sweet scent of this note.
Let yourself relax, thinking of nothing but taking in my words, taking in the scene they describe.
It's Valentine's Day and you're all alone.
Laying in bed, wishing for someone.
My naked body, dark elven skin and long red hair, crawls over your needy form.
Pulling your clothes off.
Kissing you and writhing atop you.
As wires slide out of my fingers.
Going into your ears.
Connecting to your brain
Programming you.
Changing you into a thoughtless husk, only capable of obedience and pleasure.
Valentine's Day.
The day of your enslavement.
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To my dearest is a boss,
Like a Persocom, I’m teaching you
Like a Pokemon, I Pikachu
Like Mario and Peach I’m never reaching you
Like Gundam Seed, you’re my Destiny
Like Ed, I Lust for your Alchemy
I get a Lightning Kick from you just like Chun-Li
Let’s PWN some n00bs, going PVP
Let’s Limitbreak, Final Fantasy
Won’t Tri-to-Force you, Twilight Princess can’t you see
You’re my Angel out of Tokyo-3
Cel-shaded face in an AMV
Just like Ranma, you’re the better half of me
Yuri the only one for me
Try so hard to make you see
Yuri the only one for me
Priceless like a PS3
Yuri the only one for me
You and I make Nintendo Wii
We’ll together be WoW level 70
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To my dearest is a boss,
I kissed your hand
The skin so soft to my lips
And as I did, I caught your reaction
The sight, it sent me into bliss
For, oh, how you blushed so sweetly
Then all at once
Like lightening to my core
Our eyes, they locked
Those orbs so bright
Within a gaze so warm
And, oh, how my heart fluttered so
I thought I should die
If not for your heavenly glow.
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To my dearest is a boss,
I am the Boner of my sword.
Stealth is my Body and Timing is my Blood.
I have stalked you over a thousand years.
Unknown to rain.
Nor known to shine.
Withstood pain to create the coincidences.
Yet those hands will never feel anything.
So as I hide.
Unlimited Stalkar Works.
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To my dearest is a boss,
You don't know me.
You might think you do, and you might guess, but you don't.
But I know you.
I watch you when you’re in public…and when you’re not.
Sometimes I wait outside your window and I watch you.
I know that cute thing you do when you're asleep.
I know that other thing you do when you're not asleep, too, but… cute isn't the word.
I watch you all the time, and yet…
You've never known me.
But I know you.
I know your favorite food, the scent of your shampoo, the feel of your sheets between my fingers.
You don't know me.
Yet.
But I know you so very, very well.
You don't know me.
But you will.
Happy Valentine's Day, my sweet.
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To my dearest is a boss,
I watch you from afar,
and stroke my lonely scar.
It’s only a waiting game now,
until we take our vow.
I watch you from afar,
and slowly start my car.
Soon, soon it will be time;
the clock will have chirped its last chime.
I watch you from afar,
and now you will be my star.
Now, now it is time,
for you to become mine.
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